Thursday, June 30, 2005
I had the worst supper tonight and hamburger from Hardee's, it was a mushroom Swiss , so it wasn't that bad, and for lunch a chicken sandwich, and a fruit cup, to fruit cup was great the chicken sandwich left little be desired. Well if you want me to send you a postcard You should send me your address but if you're not my family are my friend I cannot promise you anything I can't even promise my family and friends.
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this
advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh never mind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years
you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much
possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You're not as fat as you
imagine. Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as
trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your
life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blind side you at 4
PM on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don't be reckless
with other peoples hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're
behind the race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself. Remember the
compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep
your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch Don't feel guilty if you
don't know what you want to do with your life, the most interesting people I know didn't know
at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I
know still don't. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're
gone. Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't, maybe you'll have children,maybe you won't,
maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th
wedding anniversary. what ever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate
yourself either your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's. Enjoy your body, use it
every way you can. don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it's the greatest
instrument you'll ever own. Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living
room. Read the directions, even if you don't follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines,
they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be
gone for good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most
likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go, but for the
precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle
because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young. Live
in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but
leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise,
politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you'll fantasize that when you
were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders. Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust
fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.
Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85. Be careful
whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of
nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over
the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth. But trust me on the sunscreen.
Monday, June 27, 2005
'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
Wednesday March 19, 2003
By CHAD KULTGEN
NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!
Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January 28.
"We don't believe this guy's story -- he's either a lunatic or a pathological liar," says an SEC insider.
"But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can't be pure luck.
"The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He's going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers Island until he agrees to give up his sources."
The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin made a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall Street watchdogs.
"If a company's stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret, Mr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance," says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing investigation.
When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mind-boggling four-hour confession.
Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.
"It was just too tempting to resist," Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. "I had planned to make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn't look too perfect. But I just got caught in the moment."
In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.
All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his "time craft."
However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear the technology could "fall into the wrong hands."
Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."
Friday, June 24, 2005
Well for a year or so my
blower moter has been going
slower and slower, well it quit working, this forced me to take drastic mesure and start tinkering around, well after removing the glove box i had a clear view, had to order a new blower moter, this was not as easy as it sounds! First moter was wrong
moter, but the second moter, at three times the cost
of the first moter, was the correct moter. Nothing i own ever gets the cheeper part! Well on the Plus side
my AC blows so cold now i am able to keep the car as
cold as i keep my house.
Thursday, June 23, 2005
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Monday, June 20, 2005
Tonight After Robot Chicken some crazy plethora of images bombarded my cerebral cortex, and i
think the upgrade installed correctly.
I was sorta Dozing on the sofa, and some Green Ameba r a Protozoa and a chinchilla
that screeched and spun around Kept waking me up.this was real right?
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Monday, June 13, 2005
the tube, Its that Beyoch Nancy Grace, on Fair & Balanced Fox, i swear i can not believe people
can watch her she is such a condescending, whiny, talking out er nose, squeaky ****. OK sorry
so here is what i want y'all to look at, its the jury, the one young guy kinda buff and football'ish
look at dude's ears....GOOD GOD MAN , it that cauliflower ear after a month of plastic surgery I'm
sorry dude, otherwise you got to get those fixed man!
pc's got my media box up just to have it blue screen after a windoze
update.......Yay Now a day of tryin to fix it, but no such luck
Friday, June 10, 2005
Thursday, June 09, 2005
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
I was Lucky to be able to go to dinner with some Family tonight, it was for my Aunt Lib, We had
fun, the Crab legs were great!
Now in this next photo there are some orbs....What are orbs you say? Well some people seem to
think they are more than just dust?
Now i dont claim they are more than dust but i do seem to capture them a lot?
here is a link to the full size photo to see orbs bigger.orbsonmycuz.jpg
Tuesday, June 07, 2005
He and his staff are the only Dentist My Family has ever gone to, & We all have great Southern
Smiles...Just ask my MOM!
Yay No Cavities! Now to those of you who have less than perfect oral higine here ya go look at this
Now HONEST would you kiss that ?????
How about Ok i thought not.
So go get a tooth brush you foul mouthed Gingivitas smelling cookie monster.Click here to visit the
Sunday, June 05, 2005
Saturday, June 04, 2005
Cryptographers have discovered a way to hack Bluetooth-enabled
devices even when security features are switched on. The trick,
demonstrated in real gadgets, works by spoofing a device’s identity
and pretending to have forgotten a cryptographic key. The technique
may allow hackers to eavesdrop on conversations or steal calling
Click on the link below for the full story on NewScientist.com/news: http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7461
Thursday, June 02, 2005
Tuesday the phone blew up! ANd i still have not caught up, then last night a server crashed
at ne of my Busy Bars, after hours of windoze disk scan, and rebuilding data i had to quit and
call it a night, that was 11pm last night, then back to it in the am all day i moved, scaned, rebuilt,
and cussed files, & folders.suck suck suck suck.......................
Now to top all that off i have 3 sites going in well the one i shold have been at i did not get to today,
OOPS o well now im only three days behind! YAY! Jeeze somedays i wonder what being dumb
would be like, or maybe not dumb like a jeporady winner who digs ditches for a living, You see
with ditches you know how long its gotta be and how deep, and you probly have a set schedule?
Wow those sound great right about now!
According to Tuttle police reports, the incident began when Eddie Pauley, 24, and Patricia Pauley, 22, of Oklahoma City, visited some friends in Tuttle on Saturday. Both of the Pauleys told police that they had been drinking at their friends’ home, and Eddie passed out in their truck, a 2000 black Chevrolet Silverado. When he woke up, his wife was driving to the casino in Newcastle. Eddie told police that he was angry that his wife was going to gamble, so he took over and started back towards their friends’ home on South Frisco.
The report says that just east of Coffey’s Mini Storage, about six and a half miles east of downtown Tuttle, Patricia became angry, and began hitting Eddie and kicking the steering wheel. Eddie lost control and drove into the mini storage facility. When employees there came up to the Pauleys, Eddie got into the back of the pickup and Patricia got behind the wheel.
The Pauleys told police that Patricia drove out onto Hwy. 37 without yielding, where she was struck by one vehicle and hit another. No one was seriously injured in either accident, which involved a vehicle driven driven by an 18-year-old and one driven by a 17-year-old.
Eddie Pauley told police that at that point, he was thrown out of the truck bed and remembers waking up in a yard. He left, returning on foot to his friends’ house on Frisco Road.
Patricia, still believing Eddie was in the back of the pickup, drove east on Hwy. 37. She turned down Ridgecrest Road, about one-half mile east of the mini storage facility, and went down to the end of that road. Once there, she turned the pickup around and started back south.
According to the police report, Patricia said that she does not remember anything after the turn, but witnesses at the scene saw her jump out of the truck before it reached Hwy. 37 again. Unmanned, the pickup crossed Hwy. 37, went through a fence, and drove into a pond until it was completely submerged.
Upon arriving on the scene, officers observed that Patricia appeared to be “very intoxicated,” according to the reports.
“I could smell a very strong odor of an alcoholic beverage on her breath and person,” said Sgt. Jason Lanier in his report. “She was also very unsteady on her feet and had red, watery eyes.”
Officer Michael Scott asked Patricia how much she had had to drink, and she told him she had three beers through a “beer bong,” according to his report.
Patricia tried repeated to walk out onto Hwy. 37, then started to take off her clothes, according to reports, and when officers told her to put her clothes back on, she asked to get into a police car. She was placed in the back of Officer Scott’s patrol unit, where, according to officers, she urinated.
She told the officers that her husband was still under the water, but when Sgt. Lanier told her witnesses had seen her husband leaving the scene on foot, she threatened to sue and shouted obsenities. Lanier wrote in his report that he then asked Patricia for a description of her husband, and she told him she didn’t remember, but his shirt was white.
Officer Scott asked Patricia why she had exited the pickup, and she told him she had fallen out, but didn’t know how or why. She then told Scott that she had hurt her wrist and head, and wanted medical attention. She was taken to Grady Memorial Hospital by Tuttle EMS.
The Grady County Sheriff’s Office Dive Team was called to the scene, and dive officers Chuck Berryhill and Gary Redburn attached tow cables for the pickup’s retrieval.
Tuttle police officers searched for Eddie Pauley, who was seen by witnesses running south on Sara Road and in a creek in the 5500 block of Hwy. 37, for more than an hour, but did not find him.
Eddie drove Patricia to the police station on Monday to pick up her wallet, and agreed to talk to officers. Although he admitted to drinking before he drove, he was not cited for DUI since officers were unable to test him at the time.
Eddie Pauley was cited on one count of leaving the scene of an accident. Patricia Pauley was cited for failing to yield from a private drive, leaving the scene of a property damage accident, and driving under the influence.
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